• My emotional investment in this issue is extremely large; therefore my arguments are irrefutable. (--Dr. Debra Doyle)
  • Unless you have been {raped, molested by a priest, washed in the Blood of the Lamb, abducted by aliens} you cannot possibly comprehend what I am talking about. (--Elizabeth Lynn)
  • If you felt as strongly about this as I, you'd agree. (--Jim Macdonald)
  • You just don't understand my uniquely special experience of total specialness, so STFU.
  • I get paid to do this. {The fact that someone gets paid to channel Lemurian Reiki energy through quartz crystals doesn't automatically entitle them to win arguments about mineralogy.}
  • The fact that it's right makes it right. (Example collected in the wild.)