The fact that you are participating in an argument with me demonstrates that you are hopelessly lame

Collected in the wild:
 * Someone's definitely got too much time on their hands.
 * Get a life!
 * Grow up!
 * Get a clue!
 * Shave your palms, move out of your mother's basement and get a life.
 * It’s like you all have something to prove.
 * You're just like the mean girls in high school (AKA Snacky's Law)
 * Sorry I couldn't look up every little detail about {easily found facts that would have undermined the speaker's position}. Some of us have this thing called a life. 


 * BORING....STOP READING AND START getting a L!F3 u NERDS PLAY FOTTBALL OR A SPORT. STOP SPENDING TIME ON READING BORING NOVELS AND AT LEST SMOKE A BLUNT OR PLAY VIDEO GAMES. BUT MOSTLY DO SPORTS. STOP READING TO MUCH!!!!!

Martin Luther, a tireless [http://ergofabulous.org/luther/? flamer], took this trope one step further:


 * It seems I must have liars and villains for opponents. I am not worthy in the sight of God that a godly and honorable person should discuss these matters with me in a Christian way. This is my greatest lament.

From Defense and Explanation of All the Articles, pg. 99 of Luther's Works, Vol. 32.